The Social Haunt Report: A Social Media Audit for Your Business

Social Media Strategy
That Builds Authority

A custom, 30-page investigation into your social media presence. We uncover what’s
working, what’s holding you back, and exactly what to do next, delivered within 14 days.

$1,000 CAD, one-time

Something Feels Off, But You Can't Pin It Down

You’re posting. You’re showing up. But the reach is flat, the engagement is quiet, and your competitors seem to be pulling ahead without you knowing why.

Most businesses don’t have a content problem. They have a visibility problem: no clear picture of what’s actually happening on their channels, what their audience responds to, or where the opportunities are.

The Social Haunt Report gives you that picture.

What Is the Social Haunt Report?

The Social Haunt Report is a full social media audit, built from scratch for your business. We dig into your channels using your own platform insights, study what your competitors are doing, and turn everything we find into a clear, prioritized roadmap.

It’s a standalone report, not a sales pitch. Hand it to your in-house team, act on it yourself, or bring us in to put it into action. No retainer required.

What's Inside Your Report

Executive Summary

Your strategy is built and overseen by a strategist with over a decade of experience, with day-to-day work handled by a dedicated team member who knows your brand inside and out.

Channel-by-Channel Breakdown

A deep dive into each of your platforms using your real performance data. What's performing, what's falling flat, and the cold spots dragging your results down.

Competitor Snapshot

A look at what your key competitors are doing on social media, based on their public-facing content, and where you can stand out.

Strengths and Weaknesses

An honest assessment of what's working in your favour and what's holding you back.

Opportunities and Recommendations

Specific, practical recommendations on content, platforms, posting, and engagement, prioritized by impact.

Your Roadmap

A clear plan for what to do next, and in what order, so you know exactly where to start.

How It Works

1. Order Your Report

Check out securely online in a couple of minutes.

2. Complete Your Intake Form

Tell us about your business, goals, and competitors, then give us view access to your social media accounts through each platform's official partner tools. We'll never ask for your passwords.

3. We Investigate

Once we have access, we get to work. Your report is delivered within 14 days of access being granted.

4. Review Your Findings

We walk you through your report on a video call, so you understand every finding and can ask questions.

Is the Social Haunt Report Right for You?

It’s a great fit if you:

  • Have active social media accounts with at least a few months of posting history
  • Feel like your social media isn’t delivering, but aren’t sure why
  • Want an outside, expert perspective before hiring an agency or social media manager
  • Have an in-house team that needs a clear direction to follow

 

It’s probably not the right fit if you:

  • Haven’t started posting yet, or just launched your accounts. There isn’t enough data to investigate. A discovery call is a better place to start.

One Report. One Price.

The Social Haunt Report $1,000 CAD, one-time

Includes:

  • A custom, 30-page social media audit
  • Analysis of every active platform
  • Competitor snapshot
  • Prioritized recommendations and roadmap
  • Walkthrough video call
  • Delivery within 14 days of receiving access

Becoming a client? If you sign up for social media management within 30 days of receiving your report, the report fee is removed from your onboarding fee.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to receive my report?

Your report is delivered within 14 days of us receiving access to your social media accounts. The sooner you complete your intake form and grant access, the sooner we can start.

No, never. You’ll give us view access through each platform’s official tools, like Meta Business Suite for Instagram and Facebook. We’ll send clear step-by-step instructions, and you can remove our access at any time.

We audit every active platform your business uses.

Not at all. The report is designed to be useful on its own, whether you act on it yourself, hand it to your team, or work with us.

Yes. The Social Haunt Report is delivered entirely online, and we work with businesses across Canada, the US, and the UK. Prices are in Canadian dollars.

Yes. Your account data is used only to create your report and is never shared. We’ll remove our access once your report is delivered, or you can revoke it at any time.

If we review your accounts and find there isn’t enough data to produce a meaningful report, we’ll refund you in full before we begin. Once work has started, the report is non-refundable.

Ready to See What's Really Going On?

Stop guessing why your social media isn't working. Get a clear, expert investigation and a plan you can act on.